UK Business Man Strips Naked and Has Sex with His BMW on Major Road in Broad Daylight !

A businessman stripped naked and simulated sex with a BMW at the
side of a busy dual carriageway.

Michael Jameson, 37, of Islington, London, ended up in court
over the “bizarre” incident following  car crash on the A55 in
Holywell, North Wales.

He removed all his clothes and pretended to have sex with one of
the BMW’s wheels, magistrates heard.

Jameson admitted outraging public decency by removing all his
clothing and simulating an act of sexual intercourse. He also
pleaded guilty to dangerous driving.

Prosecutor Robert Blakemore said motorist David Jones had been
driving a BMW X5 at 60mph on the A55, with his wife Susan as
passenger, when they saw Jameson driving closely behind them in
another BMW.

The couple feared a collision and after a number of minutes
there was a bump.

Mr Jones turned off the A55 along a slip road and pulled in a
lay-by.

Mr Blakemore said the other BMW approached slowly and began
shunting Mr Jones’s vehicle with Mrs Jones still inside, causing
£1,689 damage.

Mrs Jones got out and her husband’s car was pushed 15ft.

The prosecutor said Jameson appeared “vacant” and was sweating
profusely.

But he said: “When the police took him into custody they took
blood but the test showed no controlled drugs in the defendant’s
blood.”

Jameson had stopped revving his BMW and he opened the driver’s
door.

But he decided to climb through the open window and lay on the
ground next to the side of his car and removed his clothing.

He’d also been sprawled face down on his bonnet at one
stage.

Police body-cam footage was shown to the court to explain what
happened.

Mr Blakemore said Jameson told police he had left London that
morning to catch a ferry from Holyhead to Ireland. He had business
in Birmingham en route.

“He was apologetic for his actions,” the lawyer said. “He had
very little recollection of what had happened.”

Probation officer Jonny Belbin told the magistrates: “The
defendant doesn’t recall too much of the event.

“The defendant remembers driving on the A55, he was heading
towards Holyhead port where he was taking the ferry to see family
members. The next thing he can recall is being arrested.

“He can’t recall any aspect of the dangerous driving or spitting
or outraging public decency. He described it as a mental breakdown
due to potential stress.”

Single Jameson, who owns a pub in Islington, was “greatly
ashamed”. He had two previous drink-driving convictions.

Defence solicitor Patrick Geddes said: “It’s a bizarre case.
It’s very unusual for a dangerous driving and outraging public
decency to come before you as part of the same case.

“Mr Jameson is at a loss to explain his behaviour. He was under
an enormous amount of pressure from work.”

Mr Geddes remarked: “He seems to have simply lost the plot. He’s
appalled and grossly embarrassed.” He had a similar “breakdown” a
few years ago, the defence lawyer added.

Jameson was sentenced to a community order with 80 hours of
unpaid work and a 12-month driving ban.

“We hope the order will assist you in obtaining the help that
you need.”